not a marathoner

FrIeD cHiCkEn AlT tAbs FtW

2010-11-15T23:01:00.002+08:00

hi. i wanna move away from blogger asap. i'm gonna ask debrah how to use tumblr. lol.

haters gonna hater

2010-11-11T01:03:00.002+08:00

All you need to do to become a a singaporean citizen these days is just eat our chilli crab once. so many rich foreigners from our neighbouring countries are settling down here now, especially those from the distant great north. I am proud of what my country has to offer, but i'm not proud to be a singaporean.

anyway, i'm so glad that i chose to do 6 months of intern instead of schooling. i fucking hate school. work has taught me that i am totally not cut out for school. and the thought of going to a university(which i'll prolly be forced to) just makes me sick.

My best bet(pun intended) right now is to make some money playing blackjack full time after i graduate. then i'm gonna rent an apartment and never come home to hear all that nonsense my parents have to say.

supper

2010-10-23T20:16:00.001+08:00

i am never eating supper again
i know it's insane
but
supper has ruined my life.

sigh

no more school

2010-09-12T00:52:00.001+08:00

i never have to go back to ngee ann poly.ever.

deluxe

2010-08-15T04:29:00.001+08:00

hot girls can say whatever they want.
fat girls should just shut the fuck up.
but big boobs make up for everything.

fuck cockroaches

2010-06-22T03:39:00.001+08:00

I'm more afraid of cockroaches than anything else. true story. in fact, i'm considering buying a cat that kills cockroaches.

i'm so fucked.

2010-06-01T22:18:00.001+08:00

i should stop being an idiot and do what's important. fuck fuck fuck!

nobody likes school

2010-04-25T20:36:00.002+08:00

whenever my printer runes out of ink, i die for 5 seconds.
when will my holidays ever come...

kemillionaire man

2010-02-10T01:59:00.001+08:00

in accordance to how much i love it
1. money
2. money
3. ice water

2009 sucks

2009-12-30T18:05:00.001+08:00

In 2009, i have accomplished nothing. fail.

weirdest video of all time

2009-11-13T12:24:00.000+08:00

daddy's home

2009-11-11T22:07:00.001+08:00

i just passed my driving test. and that's because i wore my lucky jeans.

not eating fried food again

2009-10-25T21:23:00.003+08:00

so i went to Tonkichi isetan outlet for dinner. everything there is fried.

you should look at the menu
here
here
here
here!!!!
here
not so fried stuff

kylie minogue

2009-10-22T00:52:00.000+08:00

another lucky day today.

goldfish

2009-10-19T23:19:00.001+08:00

sian, dog-tired.

peace out

2009-10-17T01:10:00.002+08:00

I have finished watching 3 seasons of 30rock. now what?
I have watched so many movies, i'm never watching a movie. well unless there's scarlett johansson, or any woman of equal hotness.
going all in with a pair of Kings made me lose all my chips on facebook poker
debrah will be in my class next semester and we'll rule the world, maybe.
i seriously need new ear piece
there are some great deals at dealextreme. go on and click
i like placebo's new album, ok not very new. but still.
if you watch heroes, tell me you hate gretchen
i hate school
i hate waking up early for school.

i love soccer betting!

2009-10-15T15:58:00.001+08:00

$$$$

always suited up

2009-10-05T01:58:00.003+08:00

I think they look alike.

reply. please.

2009-10-04T00:26:00.000+08:00

my holidays are coming to an end. this is happening!

you're kidding

2009-09-24T22:00:00.002+08:00

my mum made me vacuum the under of the bed. everyone knows there are monsters underneath!

fun things i want to do

2009-09-24T20:05:00.002+08:00

in order of funness.
7. pee on my plants
6. hitting someone with a chair
5. play pokemon
4. not to do any housework
3. play some poker
2. sleep well
1. watch some badass crime movies

pillow fight

2009-09-23T22:38:00.001+08:00

i'm gonna start sleeping at 11 because it's good for me.

list of bad things that can happen

2009-09-22T17:13:00.001+08:00

in order of seriousness

falling ill
shot dead
losing a limp
forced to watch a horror movie

why

2009-09-21T17:11:00.001+08:00

i hate being sick

denmark

2009-09-21T04:03:00.000+08:00

people in Denmark eat rabbits. i saw it on a cook show, looks delicious.

i should marry a dentist.

2009-09-12T03:34:00.000+08:00

my tooth. must be the wisdom tooth. my life is over.

what!

2009-08-27T00:45:00.000+08:00

By kemillionaire at 2009-08-26

de dee de

2009-08-25T19:56:00.001+08:00

today, i got pwned by my finance paper.

too strong

2009-08-23T22:02:00.000+08:00

my immune system is strong. that's because i eat at mos burger, specifically the triple fried prawn burger.

miracle

2009-08-22T16:04:00.000+08:00

my sick friend just told me he's down with h1n1, quarantined for a week. but i'm still very much alive!!

no way

2009-08-22T00:24:00.002+08:00

Today, my friend told me i was getting a fever for sure since i just hung out with him for about 4 hours. He's in the hospital right now. FML.

anyway i just showered in dettol

sounds fun

2009-08-18T18:47:00.000+08:00

Curbstomping, also known as "curbing", "headstomping", or "biting the curb", describes an act of violent execution in which the victim's head, or rather mouth, is positioned against a curb (as if he were biting it) and applying a large amount of force to the back of the head or neck by the quick stomp of a steel-toe boot. When applied to the base of the neck, the result is a broken neck. When applied to the crown of the skull, the force is directed toward the jaw, separating it from the skull.

Curbing is often associated with skinheads. It may also occur during a "boot party", a term describing a group of skinheads who gang-up on a victim and kick or stomp them with their boots, with the intent of severe injury or death.

Such an act was depicted in the 1998 movie, American History X, which features Derek, one of the film's protagonists, murdering a man who had been in the process of stealing Derek's car by curbstomping him. [This is an image which will disturb me for the rest of my life. -ed]

whud up

2009-08-17T21:08:00.000+08:00

genius

snow problem

2009-08-13T04:47:00.000+08:00

sex drive unrated was such a stupid show. thanks a lot bird.

char grill bar

2009-08-10T00:41:00.001+08:00

facebook isn't working!

epitome of awesomeness

2009-08-07T00:47:00.000+08:00

terror

2009-08-04T21:42:00.000+08:00

today i learnt that the fastest way to gain weight is to eat within 2 hours after you exercise.

sorry.

Last boss

2009-08-03T01:36:00.000+08:00

Although our group was divided into two parts to be in charge of different parts for our project, we can coordinate with each other well. We made business plan together, discussed how to present our products, gave suggestions to each other’s part and found solutions for problems we faced. To make our teamwork effectively, all of us involved harmonize our contributions. Each of us contributed with
skills so that we can achieve our common goals.

part 2

2009-07-31T02:18:00.001+08:00

and if there's one thing that i hate more than school, it would be editing those fucking reports.

Takeaway food kiosk are becoming part of our lifestyles as time just seems to moves faster and faster. Our idea takes it to the next step, to brining the food to the customer. We adapted our idea from Far East Shopping centre. Though not know too many outsiders, but stall tenants have their food delivered to them minimizing the hustle and bustle of having to leave their shops.

this is only part of the paragraph and every paragraph is like that. FML.

not in shape

2009-07-30T04:04:00.001+08:00

please give me good news chinks

fml

2009-07-29T16:28:00.000+08:00

my practical test is on 30th sep. that's it, my life is over.

stuff i hate

2009-07-27T23:23:00.000+08:00

1. school
2. school
3. parallel parking

gangster grillz

2009-07-26T22:42:00.000+08:00

i'm so inspired.

vanilla

2009-07-24T00:31:00.002+08:00

Murda

2009-07-23T21:22:00.001+08:00

k i&e done.

fuck you.

2009-07-23T09:45:00.000+08:00

My I&E presentation has been postponed to next week. i wanna punch you in the face!

barnicle

2009-07-23T01:13:00.001+08:00

i wanna be a bouncer so i can wear suits everyday. When a fight breaks out, i'll be in the toilet.

mofo

2009-07-22T02:28:00.001+08:00

I'm so fucked even Jesus agreed

3:09

2009-07-20T23:52:00.002+08:00

nicely done.

beautiful

2009-07-20T02:25:00.001+08:00

when times are hard, you need some harry potter.

lousy korean teppanyaki

2009-07-18T02:30:00.001+08:00

today i just had 1 meal. at 4plus pm. un. believable.

today, chua xiang rong chatted with me over facebook.

2009-07-14T21:42:00.000+08:00

Chua

hey u

1:51pmKenneth

1:52pmChua

how come all the quiz are almost the same

1:53pmKenneth

because you too cool.

1:53pmChua

i as u why the girls like to take so much photos and show off

1:54pmKenneth

show off? how?

they like to take photos and upload them on the facebook what

1:54pmChua

by taking lots of photos and post them on face

1:54pmKenneth

like who?

1:55pmChua

anyway all of them are not very pretty

1:55pmKenneth

then you see for what.

1:55pmChua

see see lor

1:56pmKenneth

ok lo.

how's your skin?

1:56pmChua

99% of the girls are not so pretty

my skin ok

1:58pmKenneth

ok then you slowly go look at more pretty girls. i'm going off. byebye.

1:58pmChua

p.s. how's your skin was shi xiong's idea.

i have an accounting paper tomorrow.

2009-07-13T21:55:00.003+08:00

you don't study for a paper, you just do it.

p.s.did you read the straits times today? some 15 year old boy delivered a fatal kick to his 17 year old tae kwon doe opponent. Nice. i mean, this is so... sad.

bullshit

2009-07-12T14:30:00.000+08:00

why is john mayer so popular?

today, i felt like a star.

2009-07-10T01:09:00.001+08:00

yesterday i mean.

urbandictionary is spot on!

2009-07-09T00:23:00.001+08:00

click

du gui

2009-07-08T22:38:00.003+08:00

so i went to the jackpot room today for the first time and wasted 10 dollars. i had fun.

but i'm never going back.

just say it

2009-07-08T19:33:00.001+08:00

today my friend told me something and my balls shrunk, figuratively.

obama's inauguration

2009-07-08T00:52:00.001+08:00

so Michael Jackson is probably giving hi5s to Jesus.

roger federer

2009-07-06T01:29:00.000+08:00

i wasted my night watching the wimbledon finals. dammit.

a tan

2009-07-02T23:15:00.001+08:00

today i saw people selling tanning lotion. i should text melvin about it if they're still there tomorrow.

ccb

2009-06-30T16:49:00.000+08:00

i got my human resource managment test paper back, i'm not disappointed, just disgusted.

the boy who uses abusive hokkien vulgarities. all the time.

2009-06-29T23:28:00.001+08:00

school is not stressful, it's frustrating.

check blind spot

2009-06-26T14:23:00.003+08:00

term break sucks because you put off all schoolwork and lose your drive to any school-related tasks. i can't believe school is reopening so soon. at least i have my sem break to look forward to, in 2 months.

blur

2009-06-23T15:36:00.001+08:00

i did some awesome reversing today.

Controller up my butt

2009-06-22T00:57:00.000+08:00

so his mum cancelled his warcraft account

bam

2009-06-21T14:24:00.003+08:00

there's always a conniving and manipulative leecher around

factsfactsfacts

2009-06-21T03:58:00.001+08:00

school sucks. knowing that i have another 2 months of school makes me wanna jump off my rooftop.

My Nigga

2009-06-19T04:01:00.001+08:00

lily the belly aldrin

2009-06-17T00:54:00.002+08:00

i see the nigga from high school musical singing his shit ass song on mtv. what a fuckface.

I hate pop stars.

what's your problem

2009-06-17T00:26:00.002+08:00

ho no. someone ordered mac delivery. upsize.

theodore evelyn mosby

2009-06-16T00:42:00.001+08:00

take the money, money is good. money, is happiness. -Barney Stinson

Jack Package

2009-06-15T18:08:00.001+08:00

Tracking Results for Parcel: 936363871

The estimated delivery date of this parcel is: Jul. 02, 2009

To be delivered by: LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER

Summary: June 15, 2009 - SHIPPING NOTICE EMAIL SENT TO: kemillionaire@hotmail.com

Shipment details

Shipper:			Consignee:
	Name:	hylife911		Name:	Tong Kenneth
	Country:	Philippines		Country:	Singapore
	Postal Code:	2009		Postal Code:	Singapore

DATE	TIME	LOCATION	ACTIVITY	DETAILS
June 15, 2009	1:00 pm	PAMPANGA, PHILIPPINES	RECEIVED FROM SHIPPER
June 15, 2009	4:18 pm	CLARK FIELD, PHILIPPINES	PARCEL PROCESSED FOR DOCUMENTATION AND CLEARING
June 15, 2009	4:55 pm	JET-SHIP SERVER, SINGAPORE	SHIPPING NOTICE EMAIL SENT TO: kemillionaire@hotmail.com

l0s3r g4rl

2009-06-14T23:21:00.003+08:00

sad news, both my parents are suffering from food poisoning. my dad is very sick now...

Good thing i didn't have dinner with them! (does soulja boy dance)

fuck.

2009-06-14T17:14:00.002+08:00

printer just died on me.

2009-06-14T17:12:00.002+08:00

i can spend an average of $9.75 a day for the rest of the month until all my money is depleted.

luda

2009-06-13T00:52:00.000+08:00

kesan

2009-06-10T23:58:00.001+08:00

i am saving the earth by showering without the heater on.

weather's so hot like miami heat
anytime i can rap to a beat
so hot like a barbecue pit
sweat's dripping all over my armpits.

do not cross

2009-06-10T03:16:00.001+08:00

i should get a hair cut, though i may still look like one of those faggots.

shiok

2009-06-08T21:19:00.002+08:00

i just converted season 4 of how i met your mother into ipod format.

p.s. i shouldn't have updated my itunes.

i demand, the highest of fives

2009-06-08T02:42:00.003+08:00

he is stupid, lazy, incompetent, forgetful, disorganized, hardly contributes, unfocused, cannot be trusted, has poor communication skills, can't write reports at all, slow, and likes to do stupid animations on powerpoint for the fun of it. but he thinks he's smart. so smart.

quality fabric

2009-06-08T02:06:00.002+08:00

next week, i'll tell you how i ate my common test because it was a piece of cake.

suit up!

2009-06-08T00:10:00.001+08:00

best desktop ever

lucky 12.55

2009-06-07T02:18:00.002+08:00

today was a lucky day.

btw there's this 24hr prata house along balestier road, ava rd to be exact, damn! they are a generous bunch of dough eaters. everything they serve is bigger than the plate.

panic at the

2009-06-04T21:12:00.002+08:00

oh no. cost and managerial accounting paper on saturday

bee tee double u, tomorrow is the last lesson in school until July, nice.

sick people should be spared from insomnia

2009-06-03T00:48:00.002+08:00

well if she's a 10 we'll find you a 12. at most, two 6s, or maybe three 4s. or! twelve 1s. how about that?

is that it? you suck man.

2009-06-02T22:53:00.002+08:00

i just thought of doing something and when i do it, it's gonna be legendary.

Jesus of Brooklyn

2009-06-02T00:06:00.001+08:00

pot of gold

2009-06-01T22:24:00.002+08:00

today i played pokemon sapphire on my friend's iphone and someone said it was lame and only people with no childhood plays it. how's pokemon in any way lamer than miniclip?

mother fucking cunt face good for nothing dick sucker.
hope you die of anus cancer.

what! are you kidding me? he's a freaking adonis!

2009-06-01T00:13:00.002+08:00

"we should meet up soon?!"

oh my god! why the fuck did I even say that!

stinson

2009-05-29T18:47:00.002+08:00

you don't study for a paper, you just do it.

chink man in the house

2009-05-28T22:23:00.001+08:00

today i translated. ok kinda translated a case study homework to chinese for my friend who's from the great north. i'm awesome.

barcelona

2009-05-28T05:34:00.001+08:00

champions of europe. too good.

transformers, doo doo doo doo.

2009-05-25T20:53:00.003+08:00

poly is good cause it teaches you not to work with stupid people. through some pretty hardcore punishments.

catch no ball.

2009-05-25T01:53:00.002+08:00

Cost and managerial accounting is so fucking tough that anyone who excels at it should be worshiped at the same level as god. or higher.

ok kidding but seriously, i just don't... get it.

shut up grace, i know you're good at accouting.

happy birthday pat?

2009-05-23T14:48:00.002+08:00

Today, i installed a wireless modem all by myself.

oI!!

2009-05-22T23:38:00.000+08:00

tsk my msn keeps crashing, what should i do?

how you spell nice

2009-05-21T22:01:00.002+08:00

np more like nb

2009-05-20T22:51:00.000+08:00

All the small things. chill bro chill...

lesson 1

2009-05-19T18:10:00.001+08:00

never lend anything to anyone unless it's worthless.

Fucking ANGRY